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October 30, 2008

A Halloween Coffee Story

From an email I received:

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...


BUMP...

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June 23, 2007

Worst Album Covers

Graphic disturbance upset warning!

The worst album covers ever created.

April 20, 2007

My Generation

Some of us are older than others of us.

April 14, 2007

Ur portafilterz

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April 4, 2007

Spilling the Coffee

Oh No! Don't Click Me!!!

Now clean it up.

January 31, 2007

Get 'em started early

Got a baby? Love coffee? Get your kid a Mini Chef Coffee Maker Set.

Playtime gets a pick-me-up with this petite percolator!

Crafted of sturdy wood, this set is perfect for mixing up your tea party routine, complete with a coffee maker, 2 mugs, milk, sugar and a stirring spoon.

Full of fun features to encourage active play and boost motor skills, the lift-up lid and drop-in coffee filter add lifelike detail to playtime fun!

Age range: For barrista babes ages 3 years and up

The price has dropped from $26 to $15.60. Maybe parents don't actually want their kids to grow up to be baristas. Who knew?

[Via Mighty Goods.]

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January 8, 2007

Fainting goats

Legend has it that coffee was discovered when Kaldi the herder found his goats dancing merrily about after consuming cherries from the coffee bush. So what the hell were these goats chewing?

It's a ridiculous video. I can't stop watching it.

Wikipedia's got the science.

[Via Mungowitz. Cross-posted on Eternal Recurrence.]

November 4, 2006

Coffee slingin'

Working in the restaurant and coffee business you meet all kinds of people. Some have become good friends, most of them are pretty nice, and I've been lucky so far that the few crazy ones I've met have been of the gentle variety. That finally changed yesterday.

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August 31, 2006

Too Much

Too Much Coffee Man

July 1, 2006

In His Coffee?

Here's an e-mail I received. Is it true?

An Irishwoman of advanced age visited her physician to ask His help In reviving her Husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."

January 29, 2006

An E-Mail I Received

This came via e-mail:

THE INHERITANCE

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Charles that evening, and three days later, she became his stepmother.

The moral of the story:

Women are so much smarter. When will men ever learn?


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